I don’t remember who I was having this conversation with (but it was probably someone in the English department because that’s where I keep having these conversations) but the subject of werewolves and their eating habits came up and the person I was talking with was like “okay, but what happens to the raw meat when they turn back human”
And I didn’t even have to think about it.
Werewolves aren’t human.
They’re always werewolves even when two-legged.
Werewolves aren’t wolves either.
Therefore, their stomachs are werewolf stomachs – not human or wolf.
So they can eat anything that humans can eat as well as anything wolves can eat.
I argue for all of the benefits and none of the drawbacks.
Trust me, I’m a werewolf expert.
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