Because it’s my blog and I love to talk about myself, here are ten facts about me that range from funny to ridiculous!

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One -I really did jump out of a window to escape ballet class during summer camp when I was a kid. Apparently,  I hated the structure of the camp and when I couldn’t get a snack when I wanted,  I rebelled by diving out of a window about 5 feet off the ground.

Two – In college,  I got drunk on my 21st birthday and then,  after dropping and cracking at least a half dozen eggs,  I spent the next few minutes sobbing as I scrambled and ate them. While super drunk.

Three – My sense of smell is very sensitive. It’s helpful when there’s food somewhere on my block or in a strip mall but not so much when my best friend’s baby decides to let it rip in the middle of the night.

Four – If I won the lottery right now I’d never continue to try for grad school,  I’d write full time and 100% for fun.

Five – I’ve won every fight I’ve ever been in. Thanks to a combination of watching wrestling and fighting dirty. I kick ass. Not so much now as I’m an actual adult, but I love that that’s something I can claim.)

Six – I love babies more than life itself. They are amazing and magical little people.  I believe in goodness in the universe because of babies. (Seriously, I was freaking out about a baby Ewok earlier today because it was perfect!)

Seven – If I could be any comic book character, I’d be Mystique or Scarlet Witch because they’re super cute and I feel as if people underestimate them.

Eight – I had dreams of being a competitive eater. I would’ve been so awesome at it.

Nine -I don’t talk about gender stuff very often but I basically and technically identify as an agender femme. Hence the she/they pronouns. When I was first trying to figure things out, I was like “Oh, I’m basically a Ditto that occasionally wears makeup!” which suits me well.

Ten – I have crushes on like 6 people right now. I get crushes super easily and super intensely but I can never confess because they’re always on my friends and it never ends well. For now though, I’m holding out for John Boyega or Nicki Minaj though…

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These have been ten facts! Thanks for reading!