John Boyega and Jamie Foxx’s They Cloned Tyrone is coming out this week on Netflix and so the promo has been dropping. While I do not know where this stands as far as “what to (not) support with all the strikes” — and please give me the deets so I can learn and also repost them — I am weak in the face of my parasocial boyfie (John Boyega) and my favorite internet semi-chef (Josh).

I am a huge Mythical Kitchen fan and I got into it because my friend Meeya was like “I know you like cooking and chaos and this is a show for you” and I really have loved watching Josh, the main chef and “character” on the webseries, expand his horizons and do more things with cooler and cooler people.

And then, of course, it has always been my dream to REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED John Boyega in some capacity. I love that handsome ass man. He will never notice me and again is a man so I do nothing for him in particular, but god… I just wanna… bark bark woof woof howl

Anyway watch this video… unless actually doing so is not something we should do as fans trying to support the various media strikes.